Predictions: 1st Preseason Game

1: rodgers will look good, but his stats won't reflect it, because of all the drops by the WRs.

2: the playcalling will be noticeably better than the "BK menu" of recent years.

3: davenport will look good with 4.6 per carry, but won't play much due to fear of injury.

4: gado will look pretty decent, around 3.6 per carry behind a shitass offensive line.

5: the two rookie guards -colledge and spitz will look tough, but will break down at times. scotty wells will be a fireplug. clifton wont play much, due to fear of aggravating the injuries he is faking so he wont wear himself down in camp. the replacements will look like shit.

6: the packers will be 3 for 5 in FG attempts.

7: sanders will shank one, bad. the other dude ryan will average over 50 yards per punt, with one blocked.

8: the defense will look solid. woodson and harris will shut down all comers. they will pick rivers off three times.

9: the DL rotation will be solid, not great. kendrick allen will look pretty decent, ryan pickett will start to show up. he'll look good, unlike the way he has looked in camp, on a day to day basis.

10: the WRs will suck. driveKILLer will be decent, but not as good as robert brooks because of his tendancy to drop passes, particularly on third down.

11: jennings will flash some serious potential. he'll take good angles on guys and get some YAC. the rest of the recievers will totally suck shit.

12: bubba franks will look good.

13: TEs donald lee and tory humphrey will make some plays, but david martin will leave the game early with a strained pussy.

14: AJ HAWK: he will be aggressive, flying around and hitting people, sometimes getting out of position. he will make the "jacked up" video on "monday night countdown." he knows he needs to step up and make a statement to quiet the whispers.

15: abdul hodge will put the hammer down repeatedly. barnett will be seen sobbing quietly on the sidelines. the packers will end up trading barnett for a quality offensive guard. his new team will move him to safety, causing him to seek emotional counseling and demand another trade.

16: nick collins will have an INT.

17: marviel underwood will show what he's got. he will prove he is not "the next bahwoe jue."

18: brady poppinga will have a sack.

19: woodson will take one to the house as PR. (or at least cross the 50.)

20: overall, the packers weaknesses will be in the OL and WR positions. the offense might look raggedy, but overall, the packers will have some decent cohesion and a good foundation to build on.

21: special teams will look very improved over the previous regime. except for the actual kickers, of course.

22: mccarthy will demonstrate that he is actually a legitimate NFL calibur coach. he will show that he is hiring real assistants, rather than fishing (or ass sex) buddies. this will be most apparent in the development of aaron rodgers and the overall organization/cohesion of the entire squad, both on offense and defense. the offense will have "tempo" and control the clock.

23: the packers will win, based on their third stringers spanking the third stringers of the chargers,despite three INTs by ingle martin. mccarthy will release another "mission statement" in which he instructs his retarded three year old nephew to paraphrase ron wolf's book.