Nerd's 2022 NFL Draft Board

WR: 1: Garrett Wilson, Chris Olave, Christian Watson, Jameson Williams, Drake London, 2: Treylon Burks, George Pickens, Alec Pierce, Jalen Tolbert, 3: Jahan Dotson, Wan'Dale Robinson, Skyy Moore, John Metchie III, Romeo Doubs, Justyn Ross, 4: Calvin Austin, Velus Jones, Danny Gray, Tyquan Thornton, Khalil Shakir, 5: David Bell, Dontario Drummond, Josh Johnson, WR/RB, Tre Turner, Jaivon Heiligh, 6: Emeka Emezie, Dai'Jean Dixon, Tanner Conner,Michael Young, Bo Melton, 7: Charleston Rambo, Josh Ali, Michael Wilson, Reggie Roberson Jr., Malik Heath, OT: 1: Ikem Ekwonu, Charles Cross, Trevor Penning, Evan Neal, OT/G, Tyler Smith, Nick Petit-Frere, 2: Daniel Faalele, Rasheed Walker, Abraham Lucas, 3: Bernhard Raimann, Max Mitchell, Braxton Jones, Austin Deculus, Spencer Burford, 4: Matt Waletzko, Kellen Diesch, Luke Goedeke, OT/G, Darian Kinnard, Thayor Munford, OT/G, 5: Nick Zakelj, Logan Bruss, Myron Cunningham, Jalen McKenzie, OT/G, 6: Obinna Eze, Aaron Frost, OT/G, Derek Kerstetter, OT/G, Ryan Van Demark, Andrew Stueber, J'Atyre Carter, Cade Mays, 7: Vederian Lowe, Denzel Okafor, EDGE: 1: Aidan Hutchinson, 3-4OLB/DE, Travon Walker, 3-4OLB/DE, Kayvon Thibodeaux, 3-4OLB/DE, George Karlaftis, 3-4OLB/DE, Jermaine Johnson, 3-4OLB/DE, 2: Drake Jackson, 3-4OLB/DE, Boye Mafe, 3-4OLB/DE, Arnold Ebiketie, 3-4OLB/DE, David Ojabo, 3-4OLB/DE, 3: Cameron Thomas, 3-4OLB/DE, 4: Nik Bonitto, 3-4OLB/OLB, Amare Barno, 3-4OLB/DE, Myjai Sanders, 3-4OLB/DE, Tyreke Smith, 3-4OLB/DE, Isaiah Thomas, 3-4OLB/DE, Sam Williams, 3-4OLB/DE, 5: DeAngelo Malone, 3-4OLB/DE, Carson Wells, 3-4OLB/OLB, Andre Anthony, 3-4OLB, Randy Charlton, 3-4OLB, Adam Anderson, 3-4OLB/OLB, 6: Tyree Johnson, 3-4OLB/OLB, Christopher Allen, 3-4OLB/OLB, Xavier Thomas, S: 1: Lewis Cine, Daxton Hill, S/CB, Kyle Hamilton, 2: Jaquan Brisker, Nick Cross, Kerby Joseph, 3: Bryan Cook, Nick Grant, Joey Blount, 4: Yusuf Corker, Verone McKinley III, Percy Butler, 5: Jalen Pitre, Daniel Wright, Isaiah Pola-Moa, J.T. Woods, Delarrin Turner-Yell, Tycen Anderson, Jermaine Waller, 6: Brad Hawkins, Kenderick Duncan, Leon O'Neal Jr., Bubba Bolden, Kolby Harvell-Peel, Smoke Monday, Tre Sterling, Marcelino McCrary-Ball, 7: Markquese Bell, Sterling Weatherford, Christopher Smith, La'Kendrick Van Zandt, TE: 1: Trey McBride, 2: Greg Dulcich, Markquese Bell, 3: Isaiah Likely, Cade Otton, Charlie Kolar, Jeremy Ruckert, 4: Jalen Wydermyer, Jake Ferguson, Cole Turner, 5: Kemore Gamble, Grant Calcaterra, 6: Nick Muse, Daniel Bellinger, Noah Gindorff, Daniel Barker, DE: 2: DeMarvin Leal, Logan Hall, Phidarian Mathis, 3: John Ridgeway, Micheal Clemons, Joshua Paschal, 4: Kingsley Enagbare, Jeffrey Gunter, Matthew Butler, Neil Farrell Jr., 5: Zach VanValkenburg, Dante Stills, Esezi Otomewo, 6: Tariquios Tisdale, Dominique Robinson, LaBryan Ray, 7: Isaiah Chambers, Akial Byers, QB: 1: Kenny Pickett, 2: Malik Willis, Matt Corral, Sam Howell, 3: Desmond Ridder, 4: Cole Kelley, Carson Strong, Aqeel Glass, Chris Oladuokun, 5: Brock Purdy, Dustin Crum, 6: Tanner Morgan, 7: Chase Garbers, RB: 1: Breece Hall, 2: Zamir White, Brian Robinson Jr., Isaiah Spiller, 3: Kenneth Walker III, RB/WR, James Cook, D'Vonte Price, Rachaad White, 4: Tyler Badie, Dameon Pierce, Max Borghi, Hassan Haskins, Keaontay Ingram, C.J. Verdell, Isaih Pacheco, 5: Kyren Williams, Abram Smith, Greg Bell, 6: Kennedy Brooks, Tyler Allgeier, Leddie Brown, Jordan Mason, Trestan Ebner, Kevin Marks Jr., FB: 5: Zander Horvath, John Chenal, 6: Jeremiah Hall, G: 2: Tyler Linderbaum, C, Zion Johnson, G, Kenyon Green, G, 3: Ed Ingram, G, Jamaree Salyer, G, Luke Fortner, G/C, Luke Goedeke, G, Chasen Hines, G, Spencer Burford, G/OT, 4: Cameron Jurgens, C, Logan Bruss, G/OT, Marquis Hayes, G,Justin Shaffer, G, Thayor Munford, G, Tyrese Robinson, G, Dylan Parham, G/C, Lecitus Smith, G, Cole Strange, G, Josh Rivas, G, Marcus McKethan, G, Luke Fortner, C, 5: Jalen McKenzie, G/OT, Aaron Frost, G/OT, Ben Brown, G/C, Derek Kerstetter, G, Alec Lindstrom, C/G, Nick Ford, C, 6: Xavier Newman-Johnson, G, Andrew Stueber, G/OT, Luke Wattenberg, G, Cade Mays, G/OT, Matt Allen, C, 7: Chris Paul, G, Chris Owens, G/C, Denzel Okafor, G/OT, Doug Kramer, C, DT/NT: 1: Jordan Davis, DT, 2: Devonte Wyatt, DT, Travis Jones, DT, 3: Zachary Carter, DT/DE, 4: Perrion Winfrey, DT, Thomas Booker, DT, Haskell Garrett, DT, 5: Otito Ogbonnia, DT/NT, Marquan McCall, DT/NT, CB: 1: Ahmad 'Sauce' Gardner, Derek Stingley, Trent McDuffie, Andrew Booth Jr., Kaiir Elam, 2: Kyler Gordon, Roger McCreary, Akayleb Evans, Alontae Taylor, Jalyn Armour-Davis, 3: Tariq Woolen, Martin Emerson, Damarri Mathis, 4: Tariq Casto-Fields, Mario Goodrich, Jaylen Watson, Gregory Junior, Zyon McCollum, Josh Thompson, 5: Coby Bryant, Derion Kendrick, Josh Jobe, Marcus Jones, PR, Cam Taylor-Britt, Damarion Williams, Keidron Smith, Joshua Williams, Avery Young, DaMarcus Fields, Sam Webb, Myles Jones, Chase Lucas, 6: Leonard Johnson, D'Shawn Jamison, Allie Green, Montaric Brown, 7: Jack Jones, Jaylin Williams, Decobie Durant, LB: 1: Nakobe Dean, Devin Lloyd, Quay Walker, 2: Christian Harris, Brandon Smith, 3: Leo Chenal, Chad Muma, Grant Morgan, 4: Aaron Hansford, D'Marco Jackson, Josh Ross, Damone Clark, Brian Asamoah, James Skalski, JoJo Domann, 5: Micah McFadden, Darrian Beavers, Zakoby McClain, Jesse Luketa, Baylon Spector, Jeremiah Gemmel, Tyrus Wheat, Malcolm Rodriguez, 6: Jeremiah Moon, Jordan Strachan, Tomon Fox, Terrell Bernard, Avery Roberts, Channing Tindall, Khalan Tolson, Riko Jeffers, Jack Sanborn, 25 guys I like in the frist round: WR: 1: Garrett Wilson, Chris Olave, Christian Watson, Jameson Williams, Drake London, George Pickens, Alec Pierce, EDGE: Aidan Hutchinson, Travon Walker, Kayvon Thibodeaux, George Karlaftis, Jermaine Johnson, OT: Ikem Ekwonu, Charles Cross, Trevor Penning, Evan Neal, Tyler Smith, Nick Petit-Frere, S: Lewis Cine, Daxton Hill, Jaquan Brisker, TE: Trey McBride, DL: Jordan Davis, RB: Breece Hall, Zamir White, Kenneth Walker III, QB: Kenny Pickett, CB: Ahmad 'Sauce' Gardner, Derek Stingley, Trent McDuffie, Andrew Booth Jr., Kaiir Elam, LB: 1: Nakobe Dean, Devin Lloyd, Quay Walker,

Here's some shit to watch for during this game, imo.
1: Bjack, will he hit the hole? Dudes got the skills to get it done. But he can't dance around back there. Hit the hole, bitch.

2: Zombo. Will he hold up? I think we'll get after the QB.

3: Special Teams. Was last week an aberration on a unit that has gotten their shit figured out? Or were the first two weeks an aberration?

4: The tackles. Will Cliffy and Tausch pull their heads out of their asses? Detroit can get pressure. Be nice to see them show up. Traditionally, our Oline doesn't show up until week 10. PROTECT RODGERS.

5: Brandon Underwood. Looks like he's getting a shot in relieve of Shields. He should hold up against Shaun Hill.

6: Clay Matthews. Will he get a sack or three? That would be nice. I think he's got an opportunity today.

7: Run defense. Will Best be playing today? Heard he was nicked up. Be nice to increase our run defense's stats.

8: Will we play 60 minutes? Or will we go into the shitter for a quarter and let a shitty team hang around? Mike McCarthy's teams consistently let shitty teams hang around. I don't like that. We should win this team by 40 and see Matt Flynn at least in the 4th quarter.

9: Penalties. Can we get a score or turnover WITHOUT it being called back? That would be luxurious.

10: Will Hawk hold up in coverage? I heard Chillar was out.

PREDICTIONS: Week 3 v Detroit

1: Marquez Manuel will be beat for 3 TDs today.

2: Ahman Green will have two fumbles in limited action.

3: Kevin Jones will have three fumbles. And 2,5 per carry.

4: Ahmad "Flagboy" Carroll will be penalized 5 times.

5: Morency will play, and look good. He will have 3.5 per carry, for 80 yards, filling in for Green.

6: Scott Wells will hold up against Shaun Rodgers.

7: Favre will be intercepted twice.

8: Packers recievers will drop more than five passes this week. TEs will be involved.

9: McCarthy will abandon the run.

10: McCarthy will focus on "explosive plays" on offense, rather than moving the chains. He will also claim to be running the "West Coast Offense." His excuse will be that he was attacking the rookie safety starting for Detroit today.

11: Mike Furrey will have a shot at a winning TD deep down the middle due to a blown coverage by Marquand Manuel, but Kitna won't be able to throw the ball far enough.

12: The Packers will play well on defense, "except for explosive plays."

13: Koren Robinson will look good. He will have 100 yards recieving. He'll take a kick return to the house.

14: Jennings will have 2 catches for less than 5 yards.

15: Driver will catch three balls while leaping high into the air. He will also have a TD.

16: Bubba Franks will have 3 drops and 2 fumbles. David Martin will be out with a strained vagina. Donald Lee will catch two passes deep down the middle.

17: The Packers will totally suck shit on third downs. They will repeatedly put themselves in "third and long" situations. And usually hand off to Green on a draw play in those situations.

18: Kitna is due for some INTs. They will be to Nick Collins, Al Harris and AJ Hawk. Kitna will be sacked 6 times today.

19: Rayner will miss two FGs. Ryan will shank one, but still average over 60 yards, with less than 2 seconds of hang time.

20: Packers will win a semi-close game. Detroit fans will tweak and start chanting FIRE MILLEN! They will refuse to leave the stadium for an hour after the game. Security will kick people out for holding up FIRE MILLEN signs.

21: Poppinga will struggle in pass coverage, but will show signs of improvement.

22: The Packers will go deep to Ruvell Martin twice, without completing either pass.

23: The game will hinge on mistakes, with both teams making plenty. The Packers will finally win at Detroit, but it won't be because they dominated field position, time of possession, were decent on third downs, or played mistake free football.

24: Detroit will be penalized more than Green Bay.

25: The Packers will still suck shit in cut blocking on the backside. They'll develop at it, but later in the year.

PREDICTIONS: Week 2 V Saints

1: Koren will take one to the house the first time he touches the ball.

2: Reggie Bush will take TWO to the house.

3: Ahman Green will have 150 yards, all purpose.

4: For some reason, McCarthy will, while claiming to run the WCO, continue to deploy the Mike Sherman "throw for 16 yards or more" philosophy, thus continuing to totally suck shit on 3rd down.

5: Colledge will hold up at guard.

6: Clifton (due to his gimpy knee) will allow two sacks.

7: Harris and Woodson will shut down Joe Horn.

8: Deuce McCallister will NOT get 3.5 per carry. Reggie Bush will make some big plays, but not consistently. He will be hit hard and repeatedly by Abdul Hodge, A.J. Hawk and Nick Collins. Possibly Ahmad Carroll too, who could Spy on him.

9: Ahmad "Flagboy" Carroll will have FOUR penalties called against him.

10: The Packers will throw deep to Ruvell Martin FOUR times, without success. Maybe they will draw a penalty on one.

11: The TEs will get involved this week, after spending last week in "max protect." They will make some plays down the middle.

12: Favre will NOT be involved in a QB sneak.

13: Last night I dreamed that Aaron Rodgers would be in the game. Call it a premonition.

14: Driver will make some plays, and will be regarded by Packer homers as "all world" as a result.

15: Greg Jennings will have 100+ yards of YAC.

16: Rayner will miss TWO FGs today. He will blame it on "the wind."

17: Ryan will average 65 yards per punt with a 2 second hang time.

18: Morency will look good in limited action from scrimmage and on kickoffs.

19: Robinson will make some plays in limited action from scrimmage. The crowd will applaud him when he converts a first down.

20: The game will hinge on THIRD DOWN conversions. Whichever team does better in this regard will win. That's what scares me.

21: There will be THREE interceptions today, between Nick Collins, Al Harris, Charles Woodson, Ahmad Carroll and A.J. Hawk.

22: Favre will be sacked twice. He'll get some pressure, but the run blocking should be all right, perhaps with Ahman Green making them look good with his ability.

23: The Packers will pressure Brees, forcing THREE ints. Poppinga will have a sack, but won't be relied on much in pass coverage.

24: The Packer Dline will knock down three passes today.

25: McCarthy gets his first victory today. There will still be stuff to work on, but the Packers will demonstrate competence in fundamentals and show that they have a solid foundation on which to build. Fans will freakin exhale. The Packers won't look great, but they will be decent.

PREDICTIONS: Week 1 v Bears

1: The guards will look like a fire drill at times.

2: The Packers will roll Favre out, use quick release, traps, screens, everything but rely on interior blocking.

3: The Pack will jump out to an early lead.

4: Jennings will have 100 yards, YAC.

5: Ahman will have at least 80 yards rushing, including one long run of at least 20 yards. MM will eventually abandon the run.

6: MM will make no mistakes in game management, except for abanding the run. "Short passes are like running plays to us," he will explain.

7: MM's game management skills will win 4 more games for the team this year than last year. Kicker Dave Rayner will cost us 3 close games.

8: DriveKILLer will have an average day, and will be made out to be a superhero as a result. He will drop at least TWO passes on third down.

9: Harris and Woodson will shut down all comers, despite Woodson's extensive shit sucking in the preason. Mushin will be catchless.

10: The Packers will have 5 turnovers. At least 3 will be INTs, by Nick Collins, Charles Woodson and Al Harris.

11: Poppinga and Hawk will reduce Wrex Grosswoman to a quivering pile of (broken) bones, early. It will be one of those "Joe Theismann" type injuries, with an audible "SNAP!" The Bears will end up trading him for Chad Pennington, in an effort to get more durability.

12: The special teams coverage will suck. The bears will get good field position all day and take one to the house.

13: Ryan will average 60 yards per punt, with a 2 second hang time, including one badass shank of 12-15 yards in a key situation. He will also have one punt blocked.

14: Hodge will hit people hard and repeatedly in relief action. He'll make Monday Night's "Jacked Up" segment.

15: Ahmad "Flagboy" Carroll will have 5 penatlies, 3 for defensive holding and 2 for taunting and generally dumbassery.

16: Ahman Green will funble 3 times, and will drop 5 passes.

17: My hot girlfriend will be topless by halftime. She'll be making me whiskey sours. Dave Wallen's "44 year old supermodel girlfriends" will be wearing Favre masks in his trailer.

18: We'll get to see Aaron Rodgers before the day is out. He will look good, if not great. But Favre will be back next week.

19: Robert Ferugson will puss out over the middle. Ruvell Martin will catch one deep. Jennings will have TWO big plays.

20: The Bears will repeatedly blitz, trying to take advantage of our rookie guards. They will be successful, but will get burned for some big plays by Favre, Driver, Jennings and Green. If Henderson can play, he will help stymie the blitz.

21: I'll forget to bring a blank DVD to my hot girlfriend's house, but she'll have one for me when I get there, so I'll be able to burn the game. Maybe we'll have a baby.

22: The Packers will have 6 (coverage) sacks today, including the one that ends Grosswoman's career.

23: Griese will be hungover.

Predictions: 1st Preseason Game

1: rodgers will look good, but his stats won't reflect it, because of all the drops by the WRs.

2: the playcalling will be noticeably better than the "BK menu" of recent years.

3: davenport will look good with 4.6 per carry, but won't play much due to fear of injury.

4: gado will look pretty decent, around 3.6 per carry behind a shitass offensive line.

5: the two rookie guards -colledge and spitz will look tough, but will break down at times. scotty wells will be a fireplug. clifton wont play much, due to fear of aggravating the injuries he is faking so he wont wear himself down in camp. the replacements will look like shit.

6: the packers will be 3 for 5 in FG attempts.

7: sanders will shank one, bad. the other dude ryan will average over 50 yards per punt, with one blocked.

8: the defense will look solid. woodson and harris will shut down all comers. they will pick rivers off three times.

9: the DL rotation will be solid, not great. kendrick allen will look pretty decent, ryan pickett will start to show up. he'll look good, unlike the way he has looked in camp, on a day to day basis.

10: the WRs will suck. driveKILLer will be decent, but not as good as robert brooks because of his tendancy to drop passes, particularly on third down.

11: jennings will flash some serious potential. he'll take good angles on guys and get some YAC. the rest of the recievers will totally suck shit.

12: bubba franks will look good.

13: TEs donald lee and tory humphrey will make some plays, but david martin will leave the game early with a strained pussy.

14: AJ HAWK: he will be aggressive, flying around and hitting people, sometimes getting out of position. he will make the "jacked up" video on "monday night countdown." he knows he needs to step up and make a statement to quiet the whispers.

15: abdul hodge will put the hammer down repeatedly. barnett will be seen sobbing quietly on the sidelines. the packers will end up trading barnett for a quality offensive guard. his new team will move him to safety, causing him to seek emotional counseling and demand another trade.

16: nick collins will have an INT.

17: marviel underwood will show what he's got. he will prove he is not "the next bahwoe jue."

18: brady poppinga will have a sack.

19: woodson will take one to the house as PR. (or at least cross the 50.)

20: overall, the packers weaknesses will be in the OL and WR positions. the offense might look raggedy, but overall, the packers will have some decent cohesion and a good foundation to build on.

21: special teams will look very improved over the previous regime. except for the actual kickers, of course.

22: mccarthy will demonstrate that he is actually a legitimate NFL calibur coach. he will show that he is hiring real assistants, rather than fishing (or ass sex) buddies. this will be most apparent in the development of aaron rodgers and the overall organization/cohesion of the entire squad, both on offense and defense. the offense will have "tempo" and control the clock.

23: the packers will win, based on their third stringers spanking the third stringers of the chargers,despite three INTs by ingle martin. mccarthy will release another "mission statement" in which he instructs his retarded three year old nephew to paraphrase ron wolf's book.